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| News: AOL Set To Launch Dating Service |
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| on December 14, 2003 at 09:46 PM WhiteOwl incoherently delivered: |
America Online is expected to charge into the exploding online dating market Wednesday with its own service that leverages its massive base of instant-messaging users.
The offering, analysts say, could supply fresh revenue as the Time Warner (TWX) unit struggles with subscriber decline. It could also wring cash from its popular but generally free instant messaging (news - web sites).
Love.com will not be part of AOL's No. 1 proprietary service but rather a stand-alone Web site, AOL officials say. In fact, AOL now provides links to online dating leader Match.com from its service, and that partnership will continue.
AOL is offering a free 60-day preview of Love.com before rolling out the service early next year.
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Now its easier than ever to meet people to have meaningless physical daliances with. Keyword: "Desperate"
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| on December 22, 2003 at 10:29 AM nebulous drunkenly raged: |
Crashed should start a dating service. Although.... Maybe it
Is one already. That reminds me. I need to make the emotion smacker way "more good".
nebulous modified this post on Mon Dec 22 10:31:34 2003. |
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| on December 22, 2003 at 12:13 PM nebulous quietly brung in this noise: |
Looks like OSDN is also in on the dating scene. Just saw an ad in slashdot for OSDN personals. (uses match.com)
Single?
Of course you are.
You're reading slashdot.
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| on January 2, 2004 at 09:30 PM skye quietly spewed forth: |
| Single? Of course I am...I don't read slashdot but I will start...now. I do watch a lot of cartoons and spend entirely too much time worrying about the EXACT lyrics of songs. There's a myriad of other reasons but I'll stop there. I don't think even AOL, with it's endlessly creative efforts (read annoying) to quench it's insatiable desire for consumer dollars (read evil empire), could find a way to get me to buy into this sham. These online dating things are always the same. The girls are all like "I'm cute so you buy an account so you can message me so I can respond and tell you that you don't make enough money to satisfy all my turbo-slut desires." -Or- "I'm ugly"...click. Personally I would not lump Crashed into this dubious category of online dating...no no no, what happens here, if it happens here, is something so much more magical. Good old fashioned conversation on a web interface with a bunch of the strangest people I've ever met. From this...people can find love! How wonderful! Ok I gotta go jump off a bridge or something. |
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| on January 5, 2004 at 08:55 AM matt quietly had this war within a breath: |
| skye, that was awesome. |
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| on January 5, 2004 at 03:16 PM WhiteOwl rudely slurred: |
Skye! Where the HEll have you been?
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| on January 6, 2004 at 03:00 PM boofer quietly had this war within a breath: |
| AOL might be setting people up on new dates but, crashed is uniting long lost loved ones. Awwwe! |
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| on January 26, 2004 at 11:59 AM chet foolishly spaked: |
| With all these users we have, we might have to remove the "Where everyone is out of the gene pool." slogan. How sad. |
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| on January 26, 2004 at 12:17 PM nullbert tentatively mumbled: |
| That has dual meanings though. I considered the primary one to be that everyone of us came from the gene pool or something completely meaningless like that. |
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| on January 26, 2004 at 12:49 PM nebulous quietly slurred: |
| I just meant I wouldn't be appropriate for spreading my seed to prospective females. |
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| on January 26, 2004 at 01:40 PM boofer quietly rapped: |
To or on prospective females?
Speaking of the vast ammout of users, you should add a "Why are you signing up for crashed?" question. Also a "Sign me up for crashed dating." checkbox. Then you make a "I'm Dispreate for Online Loving." page that only lists those who've opt'd in and give them, some random made up category that you can wordfoo in to it. Like, "My favorite pick up line: 'Cloogy the shitters can backwards jack badreligion's scientific ultra-cool homophobe!'". |
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Completely smoke more the man. |
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