One Liners
katey	"selling because i can't afford my adjustable rate mortgage" (sign next to a '06 911)
boofer	Monkey, so they say, is the root of all people today. -Someone other than "God"
nebulous	I like my coffee like my women: Ground up and in the freezer.
WhiteOwl	Letting the children come inside to drink beers, razor blades hidden in Three Musketeers ...
kraven	Necrophilia... Lay back and crack open a cold one
jessejames	Ping!.......Mr. Packets! so good to see you again!
katey	"what if you were that stumpy bitch?!"
nullbert	Coffee yogart is disgusting
WhiteOwl	BALLS!
WhiteOwl	They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, call me "Deacon Blues"