| One Liners |
|---|
| WhiteOwl |
I'm moving back in with my mom. |
| nullbert |
Please do not annoy the chickens |
| WhiteOwl |
Mom please come pick me up, I don't know where I am! |
| katey |
"it's like vanilla cherry paint thinner!" |
| kraven |
"my lost is your gain" -craigslist I don't know why I found that so funny |
| katey |
"selling because i can't afford my adjustable rate mortgage" (sign next to a '06 911) |
| boofer |
Monkey, so they say, is the root of all people today. -Someone other than "God" |
| nebulous |
I like my coffee like my women: Ground up and in the freezer. |
| WhiteOwl |
Letting the children come inside to drink beers, razor blades hidden in Three Musketeers ... |
| kraven |
Necrophilia... Lay back and crack open a cold one |